Top 10

Op de website van cards against humanity kwamen wij onderstaande top 10 tegen van de meest leuke kaart combinaties. Deze top 10 is, volgens de makers, door het simuleren van 100.000 kaartspelen tot stand gekomen. Op internet zijn nog genoeg andere lachwekkende combinaties te vinden en misschien zelfs nog wel grappiger dan onderstaande combinaties. Heb jij leukere combinaties gespeeld of ben je ze ergens tegenkomen? Onderaan de pagina kun je het met ons delen!


 

  1. Q. He who controls _________ controls the world.
    A. The clitoris
    =. He who controls the clitoris controls the world.


  2. Q. __________: Good to the last drop.
    A. Menstruation
    =. Menstruation: Good to the last drop.


  3. Q. Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylis must survive in the depths ofThis season on the Amazon with only ____________ and his wits.
    A. a Super Soaker full of cat pee
    =. Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylis must survive in the depths ofThis season on the Amazon with only a Super Soaker full of cat pee and his wits.


  4. Q. I learned the hard way that you can’t cheer up a grieving friend with _______________.
    A. poorly-timed Holocausted jokes.
    =. I learned the hard way that you can’t cheer up a grieving friend with poorly-timed Holocausted jokes.


  5. Q. But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you __________.
    A. tentacle porn.
    =. But before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you tentacle porn.

  6. Q. What’s a girl’s best friend? _______________
    A. An erection that lasts longer than four hours.
    =. What’s a girl’s best friend? An erection that lasts longer than four hours.


  7. Q. After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought ___________ to the people of Haiti.
    A. necrophilia
    =. After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought necrophilia to the people of Haiti.


  8. Q. What’s the new fat diet? _____________
    A. Literally eating shit.
    =. What’s the new fat diet? Literally eating shit.


  9. Q. _______________ Betcha can’t have just one!
    A. Sexy Siamese twins.
    =Sexy Siamese twins. Betcha can’t have just one!


  10. Q. In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to ___________
    A. pedophiles
    =. In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to pedophiles.

 

Bron van de top 10: cardsagainsthumanity.com

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